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老外翻譯的三字經. This is Funny!!

人之初： At the beginning of life,

性本善： Sex is good.

性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.

習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.

苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,

性乃遷： Sex will leave you.

教之道： The way of learning it,

貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng

擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學： If you don’t study hard,

斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.

竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,

有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.

教五子： All his five sons took it.

名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.

養不教： If your children don’t know how to do it,

父之過： It is all your fault.

教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學： You may refuse to study this,

非所宜： But that is a real mistake.

幼不學： If you don’t learn it in childhood,

老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢： If you don’t exercise your organ,

不成器： It won’t become hard and strong.

人不學： If you don’t learn sex,

不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

Amazon.com gets copied with its Kindle in tow

Guys, seriously: you’re going to love this one. Indian site Infibeam — which looks at least somewhat “legit” — has completely ripped off Amazon.com… as in pretty much copied it exactly. Now, we’re no strangers ourselves to a bit of ‘fan fictionizing’ of our name and likeness (for retail locations), but this is possibly the most blatant (and blatantly hilarious) thing we’ve ever seen. Oh, and while you’re visiting Infibeam.com, don’t forget to pick up an Infibeam Pi — AKA Kindle ripoff. Infibeam’s CEO, Geoff Pezos will thank you.

Pillow man

fakeMacBook Air , part CCXXXIII: loses two inches, adds a Windows key

If we’ve learned one thing ’round here, it’s that the KIRFsters love taking on Apple. And you know, at first glance this KIRFacious take on the MacBook Air doesn’t seem half bad. Of course, check it out in profile and it looks a lot more like your average netbook than it does Cupertino’s ultraportable — but at least the shanzai manufacturer in question as thrown in a few things that were neglected in the original, including: two USB ports, a removable battery, and a PCIe slot for a 3G module. That said, they also went with an 11.1-inch display (as opposed to the Air’s 13-incher), which could be a good thing or not, depending on your POV. Of course, with a 1.6GH Atom processor and 1GB RAM, this thing isn’t exactly a workhorse, though it’s safe to assume that the price point will fall far below that of the “real deal.” But don’t take our word for it — check out a couple more views of the thing after the break.

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Can you handle this?

Dark Roasted Blend has a nice collection of strange photos of professional and amateur photographers ridiculously trying to get that elusive Perfect Shot. Here you have a few of them.

Homeless want PC

Ski jump toilet